Roger Clemens apologizes for ‘mistakes in personal life’ - Yahoo! News

Gotta love the modern celebrity apology for nothing!  I apologize for making mistakes in my life!  Nothing specific, just all the mistakes I’ve made, like, that one time, when I was 5 and I stole a cookie from the cookie jar when Mom said not to do it.  Or that time when I threw a fastball high and inside on purpose and nearly took of the guy’s head.  Beautiful!

Does this strike anyone else as the tip of the iceberg?  I mean, why bother, don’t you think it is just going to pique people’s curiosity even more as to the vagueness of it all?  Just one more thread to pull, you know?

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